Everybody's got a Yuletide favorite,
And Hallmark's always out there making more
For me it's got to be a Christmas movie,
Where Charlie finds body on the floor.
'Cause he's the guru, from Honolulu
Helping local coppers solve their crimes,
Like how a mob hit, in San Francisco
Stops Santa getting presents there on time.
There's Number One son, he's such a nice boy,
But don't let that young man out of your sight
He's been acting, a little crazy,
Since he got that cap gun late one Christmas night.